i hate being tickled i do not think it is cute i do not think it is funny i will kick you in the fucking face
Do not chase people. Be you and do your own thing and work hard. The right people who belong in your life will come to you, and stay.
— Wu Tang (via themlips)
time to actually revise.., sadjasdhjasjhjdskdskj
- Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
- America: Well sure why not?
- Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
- America: Whatever you want!
- Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
- America: Okay, sounds like fun!
- Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
- America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
Life is about doing things that don’t suck with people who don’t suck.
— John Green (via inboxfivewithenjolras)
